Seattle Junkie Queen

Is it a vegetable I see?

These bulbous red balloons?

You are mildly wild

You are rad…

-ish

You are in the pantheon of treats

You have protein that is neat

Oh, you wouldn’t mind if I put you in my salad

Would you?

So many onions

I can feel them burning a hole thru my stomach

and I haven’t felt so alive in ages